It's Just NOT Ready

Gotta love preschool conversations...

Especially BATHROOM preschool conversations.

This week I had one very epic bathroom preschool conversation.

A-Couple-Other-Colors was in the bathroom, clearly pooping...
        why do I say clearly...
                cuz the grunting was loud enough to be uncomfortable
         for everyone, including all other boys in the bathroom.

Well, believe me, was I ever SHOCKED
     when A-Couple-Other-Colors screams

                 I mean screams

     from the stall.
"Miss Crazy Young Preschool Teacher, it won't come out."

Now under my job description are things like loving, caring, patient, teacher,
   nowhere does it say, pooping explanations necessary.

Well, no matter, it needed to happen.

So I began,
          "A-Couple-Other-Colors, sometimes
        its just not ready to come out
                and if you keep trying
          your tummy will just get hurt.
                So sometimes you just have to stop trying,
 and when it's ready, it will come out."

Needless to say, my advice was okay,
      because he came out of the stall
          after wiping of course
      and did NOT have an accident.

Apparently,
    it was just not ready to come out.