EASTER PARTY!!!!

Any classroom party brings lots of enjoyment to students,
      And lots of stress to the teachers.

Our Easter party was on Wednesday, and our excitement was high all week
        And remains up there even though the Easter party is long gone...

We all know the importance of using the bathroom in a 4-year-olds life
       No ACCIDENTS during the Easter party
             Cuz if we had an accident,
              we would have to leave the party to change
                   And that is just unheard of and unacceptable.

So we all went to the bathroom,
all 17 preschoolers
Well precious preschooler (see Lollipop Lick) went into the last stall.

I glance at the floor of the stall and see his sandals facing the toilet
           and I just assume that his feet are in his sandals
                      BAD ASSUMPTION!

So when I hear a prolonged grunt
         (clearly a pooping grunt)
Coming from precious's stall, I panicked.
              WE DO NOT POOP STANDING UP!!!!!!

So I asked, what any crazy 2nd-year-teacher asks,
       "Precious, what are you doing?"

Precious responds with the obvious...
           "Poop (grunt) ing"

At this moment I freaked out and lean over to look under the stall
                             This is when I realized why assuming is never good.
          Precious was in fact not in his sandals....
                  or his pants.....
                        or his underwear....

Ladies and gentleman, we have a naked pooper!

Well pooping for Precious is not a short process
                  (Maybe the reason for the naked...getting comfy!)
      so the rest of the class leaves for the party while Precious finished
            and I waited to only hear some unfortunate things.

He informed me when he was all done pooping
    And since he is a naked pooper, he had to get redressed
           Which involved a naked rear end sitting on the floor
                   And while this was occurring, he was dancing and singing
                          "Easter party!  Easter party!  Easter party!"

Well, about 10 minutes later, we were all ready to go
          Only after discovering that Precious "had a lot of poop".

Oh brother!  The things we hear!