Coffee

A dear student of mine has an awesome mother, who tells her that she should never drink coffee because it will stunt her growth.

Well today, Awesome Mom was brushing her teeth.
            Dear Student asked her why she was brushing her teeth again, AM responded...
                  "Because I have coffee breath."

Dear Student responded...
    "Miss "Young-Preschool-Teacher" drinks lots of coffee at home
            because she doesn't want to grow anymore.
                     If she grew anymore, her head would be in heaven."

Dear Student....that is a very smart answer!

Side Note: I am 5'10"